The Library

Have you ever sat in front of a blank screen, waiting to write something profound but it doesn't happen? Nothing comes out... nothing inspires you... and you feel slightly stupid because of it?

Well that's never happened to me. 

So here it is, my profound thought for the day.

The number 1 most stolen book from public libraries is the Bible.

Let that sink in for a moment. Is that beautiful or completely shameful? Who steals a bible?

"Thou shall not steal." Right? I mean it says it in the book you're stealing. Then again... if you're stealing a bible then you're probably going to read it. Once you read that commandment you might want to donate that book back to your local library.

Or maybe the Devil is stealing them so people can't read them! And they are forced to go out and BUY one, thus perpetuating a demand and pumping life into this completely topsy turvy capitalist economic system of ours. The Devil must be pro-american too... just like God.

The end.